I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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