Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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