i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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