omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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