I am full of burrito and curiosity
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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