Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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