Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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