that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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