I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
