he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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