Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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