Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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