you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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