i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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