come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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