So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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