I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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