Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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