Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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