do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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