that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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