We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
literally had 100 drinks last night.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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