I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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