Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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