butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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