Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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