Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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