We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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