So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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