Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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