You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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