I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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