oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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