giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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