i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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