in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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