their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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