Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
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Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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