He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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