She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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