It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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