help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I want you more than these girls want KFC
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just found puke in my bra..
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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