I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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