Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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