Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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