My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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