Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Randomize
