Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Help. Why am I so naked?
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