I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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