You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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