he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
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You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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