Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Dicks are not precious.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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