Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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